It has been a while since I have written and updated my site. In fact so much has happened I could not possibly narrate them in detail. My cousin sister called me lazy. I suppose when one have not written for so long, it is much harder getting back into the groove.
What happened between my last write up and now? In summary, I have moved to a new apartment, changed my address, bought new furniture, set up my cable and internet subscription. These took quite a while. Also, I have traveled just a little for work and scouted for additional work. Did all the above and realized I entered into an encounter with the thirties crisis just in time to go for vacation.
Thirties crisis aside, I enjoyed myself back home for the Chinese New Year. Every year I look forward to going home though it is the journey that I dread most. I travel approximately 28 hours including transit from United States to Malaysia. Blame the number of hours on the route that I choose to take. Since I rack up plenty of miles on United Airlines (UA), I did not consider flying any other airlines but UA. Mere laziness and inconvenience prevents me from accumulating miles on other airlines. Singapore Airlines (SIA) is another alternative since SIA is part of Star Alliance like UA. The issue was the additional two hours travel by ground transportation to airports where SIA transits at, hence UA it is. Nevertheless, here lies my nonsensical route.
What happened between my last write up and now? In summary, I have moved to a new apartment, changed my address, bought new furniture, set up my cable and internet subscription. These took quite a while. Also, I have traveled just a little for work and scouted for additional work. Did all the above and realized I entered into an encounter with the thirties crisis just in time to go for vacation.
Thirties crisis aside, I enjoyed myself back home for the Chinese New Year. Every year I look forward to going home though it is the journey that I dread most. I travel approximately 28 hours including transit from United States to Malaysia. Blame the number of hours on the route that I choose to take. Since I rack up plenty of miles on United Airlines (UA), I did not consider flying any other airlines but UA. Mere laziness and inconvenience prevents me from accumulating miles on other airlines. Singapore Airlines (SIA) is another alternative since SIA is part of Star Alliance like UA. The issue was the additional two hours travel by ground transportation to airports where SIA transits at, hence UA it is. Nevertheless, here lies my nonsensical route.
The long hours bore and hurt me. When I purchase magazines, I meant many magazines such as Fortune, Forbes, Kiplinger, Spa, Women’s Health and In Touch all at one go. Sleep is physically impossible unless one travel on Business Class which I do when the upgrade goes through successfully. Otherwise, I pray that no one sits next to me so that I can have the entire row. Thankfully, when not traveling in the Business Class cabin, I have been able to travel on Economy Plus as the leg space is more compared to Economy. To be able to travel on Economy Plus, one has to buy a full fare UA economy ticket also known as a Y class ticket. The Y class ticket is expensive by the way and it is not very different from buying a C class ticket, a lower fared option for a Business Class ticket. Another alternative to be able to travel on Economy Plus is to achieve Elite status. Elite status can only be attained by flying and racking up miles. The breakdown is as follows:
My route back to the United States from Malaysia is the reverse from the above. The difference is that I have more transit time in Narita International. Having three hours of transit time, I take the opportunity to shower in their shower rooms (USD 5 for 30 minutes, toiletries included) and see to a little duty free shopping (mochi, mochi, mochi….).
In addition to the hours, I hate being shoved into the role of a terrorist pretending to be an inept stripper at transit points. Before entering the boarding area, you are a terrorist until proven otherwise. To prove yourself as another innocent traveler, make sure you surrender your notebook/laptop for scanning. On top of that, if you have liquids ensure that they are 3 ounce travel size each all packed into a 1 quart zip-top clear plastic bag. Sharp objects of any sort like a nail clipper for example are out of the question. Firearms? You are asking for plenty of inconvenience and trouble.
Once you surrender your notebook/laptop as well as the liquids in the zip-top bag, it is time to strip down. Make sure you rush through it. Take your jacket, belt, boots or shoes off quickly as this is one ‘performance’ that others do not have patience for. Additionally, do not expect a dollar bill as reward as you will NOT be remunerated for your efforts.
(Random thought: Sometimes I believe the factor that stops travelers from stripping more at airports is the lack of a stripper pole, erotic music and appreciative audience.)
As you waltz through the security device, you can merely hope that it does not beep unless frisking by strangers works for you. Another friendly suggestion, refrain from hand carrying self-pleasure items unless you love scrutiny and the ‘I know what you are carrying’ smiles.
Be prepared to perform the above at ALL transit points although you just deplaned and are still within the boarding area. It is for safety, all brought upon by the Bin Ladens and the likes of Al-Qaeda. Hunting them down and imprisoning them is not enough I must say. Their capital punishment should include going through simulated airport security according to the number of travelers traveling internationally since the 9/11 incident until the day they are caught. I like to see how they enjoy emptying carry-on bags and stripping while simulating other travelers huffing and puffing behind them with impatience OVER and OVER again NONSTOP.
In addition to the hours, I hate being shoved into the role of a terrorist pretending to be an inept stripper at transit points. Before entering the boarding area, you are a terrorist until proven otherwise. To prove yourself as another innocent traveler, make sure you surrender your notebook/laptop for scanning. On top of that, if you have liquids ensure that they are 3 ounce travel size each all packed into a 1 quart zip-top clear plastic bag. Sharp objects of any sort like a nail clipper for example are out of the question. Firearms? You are asking for plenty of inconvenience and trouble.
Once you surrender your notebook/laptop as well as the liquids in the zip-top bag, it is time to strip down. Make sure you rush through it. Take your jacket, belt, boots or shoes off quickly as this is one ‘performance’ that others do not have patience for. Additionally, do not expect a dollar bill as reward as you will NOT be remunerated for your efforts.
(Random thought: Sometimes I believe the factor that stops travelers from stripping more at airports is the lack of a stripper pole, erotic music and appreciative audience.)
As you waltz through the security device, you can merely hope that it does not beep unless frisking by strangers works for you. Another friendly suggestion, refrain from hand carrying self-pleasure items unless you love scrutiny and the ‘I know what you are carrying’ smiles.
Be prepared to perform the above at ALL transit points although you just deplaned and are still within the boarding area. It is for safety, all brought upon by the Bin Ladens and the likes of Al-Qaeda. Hunting them down and imprisoning them is not enough I must say. Their capital punishment should include going through simulated airport security according to the number of travelers traveling internationally since the 9/11 incident until the day they are caught. I like to see how they enjoy emptying carry-on bags and stripping while simulating other travelers huffing and puffing behind them with impatience OVER and OVER again NONSTOP.
I shall not even illustrate the details of missed and delayed flights due to weather and mechanical issues. Despite it all, I know I will travel at least once a year to reunite with my family members to celebrate Chinese New Year. It is this time of the year that I look forward to the most and I shall not have it otherwise.
To be continued….
To be continued….
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